BrowserNotes is an extremely lightweight notepad app that runs offline directly in your browser.
<-- our ballistic logo, I made it all by myself
- Paste this URL in your browser (don't worry, it's not a malware, malware is actually useful).
- Add as a bookmark, so you don't ever forget to appreciate the built-in notepad you have.
- Enjoy. (I do not care if you don't)
It works offline, in your browser throught the link below, no servers, no host, 0% downtime (assuming you use linux, else you can die peacefully). Don't worry about the Google Font urls, your browser always have a font to use in case you're actually offline. There is not persistant memory on this think, so it's literally the notes app you ALREADY have in your PC, but worse. Checkmate Elon Musk.
Good news: i could never charge anything for this "software", and so you are technically free to copy and host your own. Don't do it. Bad news: the application itself is complete garbage, if you are able to get >$0,0000001 on THIS, please contact me immediately.
data:text/html,<html contentUnEditable style="background-color:black;color:white;margin:0;padding:0;font-family:sans-serif;"><div style="display:flex;flex-direction:row;justify-content:center;align-items:center;padding:10px;"><h1>BrowserNotes</h1><span style="width:10px"></span><button onclick="toggleGuide()" style="height:100%;width:auto;padding:10px;background-color:black;color:white;border:2px solid white;border-radius:25px;">Guide</button></div><section id="guide" style="background-color:black;margin:0;padding:10px;border:2px solid white;border-radius:15px;display:none;"><h1>Title</h1><h3>Subtitle</h3><p><span style="color:red">text in red</span>/<span style="color:green">text in green</span>/<span style="color:blue">text in blue</span></p></section><br><section id="body" contentEditable style="border:2px solid white;border-radius:10px;height:60vh;padding:10px;"></section><script>function toggleGuide(){const g=document.getElementById("guide");g.style.display=g.style.display==="none"?"block":"none";}</script>
data:text/html,<html contentUnEditable style="background-color:black;color:white;font-family:sans-serif;"><h1 style="text-align:center">BrowserNotes</h1><section contentEditable style="border:2px solid white;border-radius:10px;height:80vh;padding:10px;"></section>
- HTML
- little bit of CSS
- Soyuz (Galileo) Rocket Source
- Java Script (on purpose)
- a lot of faith
This application is so small it's source code has only 1337 Bytes. Pretty fucking neat right?
It's really small, check it out:
<html contentUnEditable style="background-color:black; color:white; margin:0; padding:0; font-family:'Rubik',sans-serif;">
<link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com">
<link rel="preconnect" href="https://gstatic.com" crossorigin>
<link href="https://googleapis.com" rel="stylesheet">
<section style="display:flex; flex-direction:row; justify-content:center; align-items:center;">
<h1>BrowserNotes</h1>
<span style="width: 10px"></span>
<button onclick="toggleGuide()" style="height:100%; width:auto; padding:10px; background-color:black; color:white; border:2px solid white; border-radius:25px; ">Guide</button>
</section>
<section id="guide" style="background-color:black; margin:0; padding:10px; text-margin:0; border:2px solid white; border-radius:15px; display:none;">
<h1>Title</h1>
<h3>Subtitle</h3>
<p> <span style="color: red">text in red</span> / <span style="color: green">text in green</span> / <span style="color: blue">text in blue</span> </p>
</section> <br>
<section id="body" contentEditable style="border:2px solid white; border-radius:10px; height:60vh; padding:10px">
<!-- write yo shit here -->
</section>
<script> function toggleGuide() { const g = document.getElementById("guide"); g.style.display = (g.style.display === "none") ? "block" : "none"; } </script>
I was really surprised when i checked it's weight (for curiosity) and turned out it has exatcly 1337, I've might accidentally create the most perfect piece of software in history.
More metricts for nerds:
- 1.337 Bytes / 10.696 bits in weight
- 1.189 Characters / 128 Spaces / 20 Line Breaks
- 108 Words / 19 Paragraphs
- Google Chrome
- Mozilla Firefox
- Microsoft Edge
- Safari
- Opera
- Brave
- Opera GX
- Tor Browser
- Internet Explorer
- Chromium
- Samsung Internet
- Brave
- Baidu Browser
- Alora Browser
- Amaze Browser
- Amiga Voyager
- Amigo Browser
- Analytica Browser
- AnonymoX Browser
- AntiDog Browser
- Apollo Web
- AquaBrowser
- Arc Web
- Ardor Browser
- Argos Web
- Argo Browser
- Ark Browser
- Artemis Browser
- Artio Browser
- Asahi Browser
- Asphalt Web
- Asura Web
- Aston Browser
- Atlas Web
- Atomic Browser
- Aura Browser
- Aurora Web
- AuthentiBrowser
- AutoSurf Browser
- Avalon Web
- Avesta Browser
- Avian Browser
- Avocado Browser
- Axion Browser
- Axis Browser
- Azure Web
- Babylon Browser
- BackTrack Browser
- Badger Browser
- Baldr Web
- Bamboo Browser
- Bandit Browser
- Barbarossa Browser
- Bard Browser
- Baron Web
- Basilica Browser
- Basque Browser
- Bastion Browser
- Beacon Web
- Beaver Browser
- Beetle Browser
- Bella Browser
- Belmont Browser
- Bento Browser
- Beretta Browser
- BetaWave Browser
- If you find this funny you have problems
- BigFoot Browser
- Bison Browser
- BlackDiamond Browser
- BlackHole Browser
- BlackPearl Browser
- Blade Browser
- Blaze Web
- BlueFiber Browser
- Bluejay Browser
- BlueWave Browser
- Boomerang Browser
- Borealis Browser
- Bottleneck Browser
- Boulder Browser
- Boxcar Browser
- Brazen Browser
- Bridge Browser
- Bristle Browser
- BroadLeaf Browser
- Brookstone Browser
- Brownie Browser
- Buccaneer Browser
- Buzz Browser
- C‑CLI Browser
- CableWay Browser
- Cactus Browser
- Calico Browser
- Callisto Browser
- CalmSea Browser
- Camelot Browser
- CanaryText CLI
- Cannon Browser
- Canyon Browser
- Capella Browser
- Capital Browser
- Capstan Browser
- Caravel Browser
- CarbonCLI Browser
- Cardinal Browser
- Carey Browser
- Carina Browser
- Carob Browser
- Carousel Browser
- Carter Browser
- Cascade CLI
- Cashmere Browser
- Castor Browser
- Catalyst Web
- Celadon Browser
- Celeste Browser
- Celerity Browser
- Centaur Browser
- CentiBrowser
- Cereal Browser
- Chameleon Web
- Chariot Web
- Chakra Browser
- Chalice Browser
- Champion Browser
- Charioteer Browser
- Checkpoint Browser
- Cherub Browser
- Chestnut Browser
- Chevron Browser
- Chianti Browser
- Chipmunk Browser
- ChromeCLI
- Cider Browser
- Cipher Browser
- Cirrus Browser
- Citadel Browser
- Cityscape Browser
- Clarion Browser
- Clarus Browser
- ClassicCLI Browser
- Claymore Browser
- CleanSweep Browser
- Clearblue Browser
- Cleveland Browser
- Cliffhanger Browser
- Clover Browser
- CloudCLI Browser
- CloudNine Browser
- Cloverleaf Browser
- Cobalt Browser
- Cobra Web
- Cocoa Browser
- CocoaLite Browser
- CocoaText CLI
- Coconut Browser
- Codex Browser
- Cognito Browser
- Colibri Browser
- Colt Browser
- Comet CLI
- ComfyBrowser
- CommonSense Browser
- Companion Browser
- Concord Browser
- Conductor Browser
- Conifer Browser
- Conquest Browser
- ConsoleBrowser CLI
- Contessa Browser
- Convoy Browser
- Coral Browser
- Cornflower Browser
- Corsair Browser
- Cortex Browser
- Cosmos Browser
- Cottage Browser
- Cougar Browser
- Courier Browser
- Covalent Browser
- Crackle Browser
- Crane Browser
- Crimson Browser
- Crofter Browser
- Crossbeam Browser
- Crossover Browser
- CrowsNest Browser
- CrownBrowser
- CruiseBrowser
- Crystal CLI
- Cumulus Browser
- Curator Browser
- Cyclone Browser
- Cypress Browser
- DaggerBrowser
- DakotaBrowser
- Dalmatian Browser
- Dandelion Browser
- DarkMatter Browser
- DartBrowser
- DashBrowser
- DataWave Browser
- DawnBrowser
- Daybreak Browser
- Deadwood Browser
- Decibel Browser
- DecreeBrowser
- DeepCLI Browser
- DefiantBrowser
- DeltaWave Browser
- DenaliBrowser
- DenebBrowser
- DerbyBrowser
- DesertFlower Browser
- Dewdrop Browser
- DiamondCLI
- DictumBrowser
- DieselBrowser
- Digitalis Browser
- DiligentBrowser
- DingoBrowser
- DiplomatBrowser
- DiscoBrowser
- DivideBrowser
- Dockside Browser
- DolphinCLI
- DominoBrowser
- DoodleBrowser
- DotBrowser
- DoveBrowser
- DragonflyCLI
- DreamBrowser
- Driftwood Browser
- DrillBrowser
- DropBrowser
- DucklingBrowser
- DukeBrowser
- DynamoCLI
- EagleEye Browser
- Earthlight Browser
- Eastwind Browser
- EclipseCLI
- EdgeCLI
- EdisonBrowser
- EffigyBrowser
- Eightfold Browser
- Elara Browser
- ElationBrowser
- ElectrumBrowser
- ElementalCLI
- EliteBrowser
- ElmBrowser
- EmblemBrowser
- EmeraldCLI
- EmpireBrowser
- EncourageBrowser
- EndeavorBrowser
- EnigmaBrowser
- EnlistBrowser
- EnterBrowser
- EnzymeBrowser
- EpicenterBrowser
- EquinoxBrowser
- ErisBrowser
- EscapeCLI
- EssenceBrowser
- EsteemBrowser
- EternalBrowser
- EtherealBrowser
- EthosBrowser
- EvadeBrowser
- EvergreenBrowser
- ExcelBrowser
- ExcursionBrowser
- ExpanseBrowser
- ExplorerCLI
- ExpressBrowser
- ExquisiteBrowser
- FactorBrowser
- FalconCLI
- FantasiaBrowser
- FargoBrowser
- FastForward Browser
- FeatherBrowser
- FelineBrowser
- FiestaBrowser
- FigBrowser
- FilamentBrowser
- FinchBrowser
- FirebrandBrowser
- FirestormBrowser
- FirstLightBrowser
- FishEyeBrowser
- FlameCLI
- FlareBrowser
- FleetfootBrowser
- FlickerBrowser
- FloodBrowser
- FlourishBrowser
- FlowCLI
- FluxBrowser
- FocusBrowser
- FolioBrowser
- ForestfireBrowser
- ForgeBrowser
- FormidableBrowser
- FortressBrowser
- FossilBrowser
- FoxfireBrowser
- FractalBrowser
- FrameworkBrowser
- FreedomCLI
- FrescoBrowser
- FrostCLI
- FrontierBrowser
- FrostbyteBrowser
- FulcrumBrowser
- FunBrowser
- FurlongBrowser
- GalaxyBrowser
- GaleBrowser
- GallantBrowser
- GammaCLI
- GargoyleBrowser
- GatewayBrowser
- GenesisBrowser
- GinkgoBrowser
- GlacierBrowser
- GlideBrowser
- GlobeBrowser
- GnomeCLI
- GoldenBrowser
- GoliathBrowser
- GoodVibesBrowser
- GraceBrowser
- GrandCLI
- GraniteBrowser
- GrapevineBrowser
- GravityBrowser
- GreenCLI
- GriffinBrowser
- GrizzlyBrowser
- GroveBrowser
- GuardianCLI
- HaloBrowser
- HalcyonBrowser
- HammerBrowser
- HarmonyBrowser
- HarpoonBrowser
- HarvestBrowser
- HawkBrowser
- HeartbeatBrowser
- HelixCLI
- HeraldBrowser
- HeroBrowser
- HexBrowser
- HighlandBrowser
- HindsightBrowser
- HorizonCLI
- HornetBrowser
- HotspotBrowser
- HubBrowser
- HydraBrowser
- HyperionBrowser
- IconBrowser
- IgniteBrowser
- IllusionBrowser
- ImagineBrowser
- ImpactBrowser
- ImpulseBrowser
- IncentiveBrowser
- InfinityBrowser
- IngeniousBrowser
- InkBrowser
- InroadBrowser
- InsightBrowser
- InspireBrowser
- InstaBrowser
- InteractBrowser
- InterfaceBrowser
- InterstellarBrowser
- IntrigueBrowser
- IntrepidBrowser
- IonBrowser
- IrisBrowser
- IroncladBrowser
- IsleBrowser
- IvyBrowser
- JadeBrowser
- JaguarBrowser
- JavelinBrowser
- JazzBrowser
- JetBrowser
- JewelBrowser
- JigsawBrowser
- JoltBrowser
- JourneyBrowser
- JunctionBrowser
- JunoBrowser
- JupiterCLI
- JustBrowser
- KaleidoscopeBrowser
- KarmaBrowser
- KeystoneBrowser
- KingfisherBrowser
- KnightBrowser
- KodiakBrowser
- KoiBrowser
- KomodoBrowser
- LagoonBrowser
- LambdaBrowser
- LancerBrowser
- LanternBrowser
- LarkBrowser
- LaserBrowser
- LatitudeBrowser
- LavaBrowser
- LeagueBrowser
- LegacyBrowser
- LemonBrowser
- LeoBrowser
- LeonBrowser
- LibraBrowser
- LibertyBrowser
- LightCLI
- LightningBrowser
- LighthouseBrowser
- LilacBrowser
- LimeBrowser
- LionBrowser
- LiquidBrowser
- LizardBrowser
- LoftBrowser
- LogicBrowser
- LotusBrowser
- LucidBrowser
- LunaBrowser
- LusterBrowser
- LuxeBrowser
- LynxCLINavigator
- MajestyBrowser
- MagnetBrowser
- MagnumBrowser
- MaiaBrowser
- MakoBrowser
- MapleBrowser
- MarbleBrowser
- MarinaBrowser
- MarineBrowser
- MatrixBrowser
- MaverickBrowser
- MeadowBrowser
- MedleyBrowser
- MelonBrowser
- MeridianBrowser
- MerlinBrowser
- MetroBrowser
- MeteorBrowser
- MetroCLI
- MidnightBrowser
- MidnightSunBrowser
- MilestoneBrowser
- MilleniumBrowser
- MintCLI
- MirageBrowser
- MistBrowser
- MonarchBrowser
- MonitorBrowser
- MoonstoneBrowser
- MosaicCLI
- MotionBrowser
- MountainBrowser
- MoxieBrowser
- MuffinBrowser
- MultiverseBrowser
- MuseBrowser
- MustangBrowser
- MysticBrowser
- NebulaBrowser
- NectarBrowser
- NeonBrowserCLI
- NeptuneBrowser
- NexusBrowser
- NightingaleBrowser
- NimbusBrowser
- NitroBrowser
- NomadBrowser
- NordBrowser
- NovaCLI
- NovaBrowser
- NucleusBrowser
- OasisBrowser
- ObsidianBrowser
- OctaneBrowser
- OdysseyBrowser
- OmegaBrowser
- OmniCLI
- OnyxBrowser
- OracleBrowser
- OrbitBrowser
- OrchidBrowser
- OriginBrowser
- OrionBrowser
- OscillationBrowser
- OstrichBrowser
- OutpostBrowser
- OwlBrowser
- PacificBrowser
- PaladinBrowser
- PanoramaBrowser
- PantherBrowser
- ParadigmBrowser
- ParagonBrowser
- ParrotBrowser
- PegasusBrowser
- PellucidBrowser
- PerceptionBrowser
- PeridotBrowser
- PeriscopeBrowser
- PerseusBrowser
- PhoenixCLI
- PioneerBrowser
- PixelBrowser
- PlazaBrowser
- PolarisBrowser
- PolymerBrowser
- PortBrowser
- PoseidonBrowser
- PrairieBrowser
- PrecisionBrowser
- PreludeBrowser
- PrestigeBrowser
- PrimeCLI
- PrismBrowser
- ProcessBrowser
- ProdigyBrowser
- ProfileBrowser
- ProgressBrowser
- PrometheusBrowser
- PropelBrowser
- ProspectBrowser
- ProtonBrowser
- PulseBrowser
- PyramidBrowser
- QuantumBrowser
- QuestBrowser
- QuickSilverBrowser
- QuillBrowser
- RadarBrowser
- RadiusBrowser
- RainforestBrowser
- RaptorBrowser
- RazorBrowser
- RealmsBrowser
- RebusBrowser
- RebelBrowser
- RectitudeBrowser
- RedCLI
- RedwoodBrowser
- RefinedBrowser
- RegentBrowser
- RelicBrowser
- RenaissanceBrowser
- ResolveBrowser
- ResonanceBrowser
- RevolutionBrowser
- RhythmBrowser
- RidgeBrowser
- RiptideBrowser
- RivieraBrowser
- RoamerBrowser
- RocketCLI
- RogueBrowser
- RoyalBrowser
- RubyBrowser
- Luna Browser
- Magellan Browser
- Maelstrom
- Mango Browser
- Marble Browser
- Maverick Browser
- Mercury Browser
- Midgard Browser
- Minerva Browser
- Minimo
- Mint Browser
- Mirage Browser
- Mist Browser
- Mobile Safari
- Mono Web Browser
- Moon Browser
- Mosaic
- Mozilla Firefox Focus
- Mozilla Firefox Nightly
- Mozilla Firefox Developer Edition
- Mozilla SeaMonkey
- MyIE2
- NetCaptor
- NetSurf
- NetFront Browser
- NetPositive
- NetSpider
- Netscape Communicator
- Netscape Navigator
- NetSurf Browser
- Nightingale Browser
- Ninja Browser
- Nox Browser
- OmniWeb
- Onyx Browser
- Opera Neon
- Opera GX
- Opera Mini
- Orca Browser
- Otter Browser
- Oregano Browser
- Otaku Browser
- Pale Moon
- Palemoon
- Panther Browser
- Parallels Browser
- Parsix Browser
- Pegasus Browser
- Phoenix Browser
- Polarity Browser
- Puffin Browser
- QtWeb
- QuteBrowser
- Quark Browser
- Qweb Browser
- Rekonq
- Roccat Browser
- RockMelt
- Safari Technology Preview
- Sailfish Browser
- Samsung Internet
- SeaMonkey
- SlimBrowser
- Slimjet
- Sleipnir
- SRWare Iron
- SuperBird
- Surf Browser
- Swiftfox
- Tizen Browser
- Torch Browser
- Tor Browser
- UC Browser
- UC Mini
- Vivaldi
- Vivaldi Snapshot
- Waterfox
- Wave Browser
- WebPositive
- Wyzo
- Xombrero
- Yandex Browser
- Yandex Lite
- Zen Browser
- Zetakey Browser
- Aloha Browser
- Ant Browser
- Arora
- Beaker Browser
- Camino
- Cent Browser
- Chedot
- Chromium OS Browser
- CloudBrowser
- Coc Coc Browser
- CometBird
- Comodo IceDragon
- Cyberfox
- Deepnet Explorer
- Dolphin Mini
- Dooble
- Dragon Browser
- Elements Browser
- Epic Privacy Browser
- Falkon
- Fluid Browser
- Garnet Browser
- Ghost Browser
- 1983 Honda Civic S1500
- 1928 Ford Model A (didn't had one to test)
- Does it run Doom?
- Batmobile
- Jupyter
- Linux Kernel
- Cybertruck
- The Fucking Sun
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