Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-1159 (?)
- SCP-1159 is an anomalous phenomenon that affects written information. If any information about SCP-1159 is put into written form, it will cause that information to disappear from the page or screen it was written on, making it impossible to read. To combat this, all records and information about SCP-1159 must be kept in audio form, such as voice recordings. It is currently contained by ensuring all documentation regarding it remains strictly auditory.
- Piganino (?)
- The Piganino is a satirical and conjectural musical instrument, first mentioned in the 15th century, supposedly created for Louis XI of France. It involves a keyboard connected to pigs of different sizes, which are poked to produce sounds like an organ. This concept, also known by humorous names like "pig organ" or "hog harmonium," has been used in satire to mock amateur music and cultural trends, and even appeared in the film "Le Libertin" as a noise-making device.